{"id":351,"date":"2020-04-06T10:01:09","date_gmt":"2020-04-06T08:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/?p=351"},"modified":"2020-04-06T10:56:23","modified_gmt":"2020-04-06T08:56:23","slug":"aux-quatre-coins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/aux-quatre-coins\/","title":{"rendered":"Aux quatre coins"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"well well-md\">\n<h6>Contribution de Gervais,\u00a0Alfortville<\/h6>\n<\/div>\n<p>Chacun vivait dans son coin. Vous avez pris racine ou quoi\u00a0? Vous l\u00e0, dans le premier coin, qu\u2019est-ce que vous faites\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, eh bien moi, j\u2019attends sans bouger, surtout sans penser, je rumine \u2013 oui, je sais, c\u2019est vache, mais j\u2019ai peur de faire quelque chose. Alors, l\u2019immobilit\u00e9 corporelle finira bien par me donner un ulc\u00e8re, \u00e0 force de penser qu\u2019on va tous crever. Et l\u00e0, \u00e7a m\u2019occupera\u00a0: j\u2019aurai enfin une raison de vivre \u2013 et d\u2019\u00eatre malade\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Moi, dans le deuxi\u00e8me coin, je m\u2019informe 24h sur 24. Il faut absolument tenir le compte des contamin\u00e9s, des hospitalis\u00e9s, des morts, au jour le jour\u00a0! C\u2019est tellement dr\u00f4le\u00a0! On comptabilise, on additionne, on compare. Tiens, l\u2019Italie tient la corde devant l\u2019Espagne, mais les Etats-Unis remontent\u2026 Qui va gagner le plus de d\u00e9funts\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Moi, dans le troisi\u00e8me coin, je me d\u00e9pense \u2013 comme je ne peux plus d\u00e9penser\u00a0! Je fais mon jogging quotidien dans mon joli body fluo super sexy, sinon je vais p\u00e9ter un c\u00e2ble. C\u2019est vrai, quoi, d\u00e9cemment, on peut pas rester enferm\u00e9e tout le temps, c\u2019est pas bon pour la sant\u00e9. Et puis, je dois m\u2019entra\u00eener pour le marathon de Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Moi, dans le quatri\u00e8me coin, je m\u2019en fous, du confinement. Et si les flics me verbalisent, rien \u00e0 battre\u00a0: je suis pas solvable\u00a0! Et puis j\u2019ai vingt ans. Leur truc, l\u00e0, le corona, c\u2019est les vieux que \u00e7a d\u00e9zingue, pas les jeunes comme moi\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 force de s\u2019angoisser, Coin N\u00b01 a fait un infarctus. Hospitalis\u00e9 aux urgences, il a contract\u00e9 le virus. Son copain, Coin N\u00b02, est all\u00e9 lui rendre visite, mais son masque n\u2019\u00e9tait pas \u00e9tanche. Coin N\u00b04 a dragu\u00e9 M<sup>lle<\/sup> Coin N\u00b03 et ils ont ainsi fait virus commun. Et c\u2019est donc dans un bel h\u00f4pital, o\u00f9 ils n\u2019\u00e9taient pas tout seuls, qu\u2019ils ont pu jouer aux quatre coins sous leur respirateur.<\/p>\n<p>Enfin ensemble\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chacun vivait dans son coin. Vous avez pris racine ou quoi\u00a0? Vous l\u00e0, dans le premier coin, qu\u2019est-ce que vous faites\u00a0? Oh, eh bien moi, j\u2019attends sans bouger, surtout sans penser, je rumine \u2013 oui, je sais, c\u2019est vache, mais j\u2019ai peur de faire quelque chose. Alors, l\u2019immobilit\u00e9 corporelle finira &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Aux quatre coins - La fabrique<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/aux-quatre-coins\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Aux quatre coins - La fabrique\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Chacun vivait dans son coin. Vous avez pris racine ou quoi\u00a0? 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