{"id":444,"date":"2020-04-18T10:17:33","date_gmt":"2020-04-18T08:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/?p=444"},"modified":"2020-04-18T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2020-04-18T08:24:00","slug":"leopard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/leopard\/","title":{"rendered":"L\u00e9opard"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"well well-md\">\n<h6>Contribution de Marie via le D\u00e9cam\u00e9ron<\/h6>\n<\/div>\n<p>Il m\u2019est arriv\u00e9 quelque chose d\u2019incroyable, il y a un mois \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s. J\u2019ai rencontr\u00e9 un homme,\u00a0une semaine avant le confinement. Nous sommes voisins. Nos trois premi\u00e8res rencontres, il les a d\u00e9crites quand, en sortant du lit, il s\u2019est exclam\u00e9 avec un sourire \u00e0 d\u00e9rider un pr\u00e9fet\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0C\u2019\u00e9tait VOLCANIQUE !\u00a0\u00bb Quand il est parti la deuxi\u00e8me fois, je lui ai \u00e9crit, alors qu\u2019il devait encore \u00eatre dans l\u2019immeuble, que je l\u2019aimais bien et que je voulais le revoir. Il s\u2019est gentiment moqu\u00e9 de moi. Le jour du discours de la quarantaine, l\u2019envie de l\u2019appeler a \u00e9t\u00e9 plus forte que les tergiversations du trop t\u00f4t ou trop intense. Il a d\u00e9croch\u00e9, il a compris que mes petites vannes et mon ton faussement d\u00e9tach\u00e9 n\u2019arrivaient m\u00eame pas \u00e0 me convaincre moi-m\u00eame que je ne luttais pas contre l\u2019angoisse que nous sentions tous monter.<\/p>\n<p>Il est arriv\u00e9 au milieu du discours de Macron, avec une bouteille de vin et des chaussettes l\u00e9opard. Je me suis extasi\u00e9e sur le l\u00e9opard, on a bu, on a ri, on s\u2019est racont\u00e9 nos vies, nos peurs et nos envies, et il m\u2019a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0Ok, d\u00e9fil\u00e9 de chaussettes !\u00a0\u00bb Depuis, j\u2019en fais des stickers et les lui envoie sur whatsapp quand il fait des r\u00e9unions sur la grande table, avec ses coll\u00e8gues que je reconnais pendant que je gribouille sur la table basse. Il me dit qu\u2019il a toujours r\u00eav\u00e9 d\u2019avoir une collection de stickers de ses chaussettes, et \u00e7a me fait rire. Il y a les donuts, les frites, les \u0153ufs sur le plat, les oranges g\u00e9om\u00e9triques, les keith haring et les rouges \u00e9cossaises. Il continue de me faire rire, on cuisine, il me passe sa musique, on regarde des vid\u00e9os de Eater, des conf\u00e9rences et des sketches des Inconnus. Il fait des jeux de mots avec mon nom de famille que je lui rends bien, et moi je crois que je suis tomb\u00e9e amoureuse de son \u00e9nergie, de ses pieds et de tout ce qu\u2019il y a au-dessus.<\/p>\n<p>Il y a eu ces quelques heures pour sauter le pas, du lundi soir o\u00f9 nous avons trop bu jusqu\u2019au mardi matin, et m\u2019offrir par la contrainte la plus belle des cohabitations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6>Merci \u00e0 la cie <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/compagnie.superlune\/\">Superlune<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/ecrireiciaussi.canalblog.com\/\">\u00a0<\/a>qui a relay\u00e9 cette consigne pour le final de son <em>D\u00e9cam\u00e9ron<\/em> et \u00e0 toutes celles et tous ceux qui ont r\u00e9pondu \u00e0 l&rsquo;appel !<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il m\u2019est arriv\u00e9 quelque chose d\u2019incroyable, il y a un mois \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s. J\u2019ai rencontr\u00e9 un homme,\u00a0une semaine avant le confinement. Nous sommes voisins. Nos trois premi\u00e8res rencontres, il les a d\u00e9crites quand, en sortant du lit, il s\u2019est exclam\u00e9 avec un sourire \u00e0 d\u00e9rider un pr\u00e9fet\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0C\u2019\u00e9tait VOLCANIQUE &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[19],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>L\u00e9opard - La fabrique<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theatre-du-menteur.com\/fabrique\/leopard\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"L\u00e9opard - La fabrique\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Il m\u2019est arriv\u00e9 quelque chose d\u2019incroyable, il y a un mois \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s. 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